Thursday, February 04, 2010

The Pussy & The President

It's a tale as old as time...high ranking politician sets out to save the world and achieve world peace but never quite gets around to it as he gets derailed by miscellaneous poen.

The philandering president is a running cliche that it doesn't even raise eyebrows no more. Bill Clinton, JFK, Nicholas Sarkozy, Robert Mugabe....the list goes on.

Now if you're doing a great job of running a country, manage to talk marginalised countries from nuking eachother and mass producing nuclear missiles and still provide free health care and education to the masses, gosh darn it, i don't really have a problem whether you rodger the odd miscellaneous poen now and again.

What gets my knickers in a knot is when the same high profile individual gets all flustered as to why his personal business is being aired on all news channels. Errr, you hold a public office, so what you do in private and in public is bound to get aired publically.

Now the similarities with most presidential philanderers is that at the time of indulging in said-random poen they had one wife, emphasis on the ONE.

Jacob Zuma has three official wives, has been "officially" married five times and has many an "official" fiancee and girlfriends....and yet, after all that, he still manages to solicate and knock up random poen????

Where he finds the time, hameno (i don't know) but between him and Tiger Woods, one of these fools must write a best-seller on the powers of multi-tasking.

I thought the whole point of polygamous marriages was to decrease the likihood of men straying from the marriage bed (oh and to go forth and multiply...literally). I'm not going to condone multiple marriages, that will have to be a separate post to air my view, but come on, the very least JZ could do is channel his energies to satisfying his current line-up of wives and running the country.

His actions detract from his "good" works> His legacy will be that of a running joke at this rate! To make it worse, the taxpayers are incurring the tab for these philanderings so he can't go around saying it ain't the people's business, *smh*.

Then again, this is the same man whose picture was splashed on the back page of the South African Sunday Times a few months back. It illustrated his inablilty to say no to women by his rather energetic lip-lock with a random woman street vendor at least 10 years who'd requested a little "sugar" from the president. Never one to leave a woman wanting he sorted her out....

I feel sorry for JZ once The 2010 FIFA World Cup is over 'cause if he feels like he's under the glare and microscope of the media now, he has no idea what's waiting for him come August 2010.

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Random ramblings:

F**k Your Colouring Book: Our boy Kanye has made rant history with his heartfelt tirade targeted towards bloggers hating on him and Ms Rose getting their fur on. Here's a sneak preview of his lambasting, lol:

IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT,
YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY,
LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION.
I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’
WELL F*CK YOUR COLORING BOOK,
COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE!

You tell then Ye!

Fellas, i need your help: What the heck do y'all want for V-day?

Yes, yes, aside from the object of your interest/lust draped in nothing but a red ribbon challenging you to a PS3 game and holding your favourite lager....what else would you like?

It's not a leap year but i believe the ladies are being quite generous this year *wink*

Gym Update: Ooooooh i managed to colour-code my pink yoga mat with my gym shirt the other day, that's a plus right? My inner ear balance is improving too, i don't wobble so much. All in all, i'm quite impressed with my gym routine and eating habits of late, i feel darn skippy.

Seriously though: Not be a party-pooper but SO much money has been raised for Haiti, who's auditing those sums to ensure they get to the right people...and where exactly is ALL that money going to and how is it going to be accounted for? If in two years, Haiti is still in a ramshackle state after all that cash and skills were poured in, i will be mad ticked...i'm just saying!

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It's Thursday and i feel like the week's only starting, it's been crazy! Have a great Phuza Thursday wherever you are chickens.

Love,

V x

8 comments:

blogoratti said...

Ah politicians...they never get enough of everything.
How you doing?

Vimbai said...

@blogoratti: The madness must stop with these politicans!

I'm good, slogging away at work? And you, you good?

Sekuru VaTawanda said...

People should leave Zuma alone. With his track-record, what did people expect him to do, compose poetry on the topic of chastity?

Napoleon Hill biographed almost a thousand successful men from all walks of life and he discovered that they had one thing in common - an insatiable sex drive. Read the Chapter on Sexual Transmutation in 'Think and grow rich' for more. What Zuma is doing just proves that he's a great man and that he'll do positive things for SA. LOL

Kanye is a Jackass!

On Valentines - men really don't care about the day. If it wasn't so important to women, most men wouldn't even know the day existed. So, Just get him some cuff-links/a nice shirt and 212 by Carolina Herrera. If you do anything more than that - he won't appreciate it. Its not a leap year...

SVT

RocNaija said...

The only thing missing after your words on Haiti was a *Kanye shrug*

Didn't know JZ was a pimp like that.. damn! I guess there's something about him then, no?

kookie said...

*SIGH* Everytime I hear JZ's name now I have heart palpitations. Vim makes a spectacular point, if he was actually doing his job well his personal life wouldn't mean that much to me. Yet all those official/unofficial wives, children, fiancee's need to be supported and I doubt the money comes out of his private coffers so yeah damn straight skippy his business is the people's business.
He best find a lower profile job if he doesn't like people in his business.

@ Sekuru I have come to accept that Jacob Zuma is one of those men that will enjoy sex till his wiener can no longer function HOWEVER that's why he has 5 wives. Take one of them with you, ROTATE them if you need to feel something new. He reminds me of some of my fathers friends who I refuse to be left in the same room as. Zuma's problem is the same problem as any non committing man: he refuses to leave the game because he can still play but after awhile that old player becomes a joke. *Leaves singing I dont wanna be a player no more*

Myne Whitman said...

Jacob Zuma is a philanderer too? LOL, after a marriage last month and some wives at home already? SMH.

Kudos on your gym activities. You'll sure soon start seeing the effects.

Enjoy the rest of the week.

Vimbai said...

@SVT: Great men my bum, at this rate nymphomania is the new black.

Hau, Kanye is a sweetie...he hits all the buttons of my saviour-complex syndrome. He just needs a hug, hehehe.

212, i really like that cologne...its pure pheromones.

@Roc: Hello stranger! JZ's a pimp on supreme levels and methinks he's only getting started!

@Kookie: LOL @ comparison between JZ and some of your dad's mates. Nothing worse than catching one of those old codgers giving you the "come-hither" eye *shudder*.

@Myne: And he's still planning on getting married AGAIN in a few months, eish, i would love to interview these sister-wives about their thoughts.

Hadassah said...

JZ all I can say is WOW!

Kanye I don't like his girl. His confused about himself. He needs to do ome serious soul searching.

on Haiti they better give that money to the people of Haiti so that they can rebuild their country.