When is it appropriate to take ama-sexy-nudie-ohmigosh-is-that-really-her-@#$% type pictures?
As a perennial member of the camera-whore club, I understand the sheer joy one gets from getting their picture taken. As anyone who knows me will tell you, if there’s a camera about chances are that I’ve already spotted it, am puckering up my lips and trying to channel one of The Great Supermodels of the 90’s.
In my opinion, nudie pictures fall into two categories:
Naked pictures: These are your artsy fartsy strategically taken nude pictures that are used to convey an emotion, a theme or a scenario. Examples would be anything from PETA ad campaigns to some haute couture designer’s warped idea that sending topless and bottomless malnourished models down the catwalk signifies something as random as the Plight of South American Sea Turtle.
One thing stands out about naked pictures and that is participants for a naked photo shoot etc always know where their pictures of will end up, which takes us to the next category…
Nekkid pictures: Eish, now these items are just downright sketch bra! They’re always heat of the moment, amateurish, let’s-take-some-more-shots kind of pictures. They’re usually taken to explore and push sexual boundaries and shrouded in intimacy and secrecy….that is until they’re “discovered” by people who shouldn’t be privy to such antics (in general, the rest of the world).
What’s even worse is that these photo’s can be used as a form of exploitation, our girl Riri is learning firsthand that “Hell hath no fury like a
Young Breezy former lover scorned.” Heck, it’s really becoming the norm to have one…mmmmh, I wonder if Obama have any lurking about, hehehe.
There’s no judgement here, I am well aware about the alluring appeal of nekkid pictures, I just haven’t had the nerve (read: I was never drunk enough) to take any when frolicking with former love interests.
To rephrase my man Sean Carter, “I’ve got 99 problems but a nekkid picture ain’t one”
So another question I would like to pose to y’all in blogville is, Have you had nekkid pictures taken? If so, splurge on the details…’fess up!
Random note: If you google the word “naked” it then asks you, in the related search if you mean Rihanna naked…asikana/shame.
Turns out that it’s Ms Erykah Badu, as I live and breath.
I love this chick, she has a special place in my heart…her Baduzim CD was the first CD I ever owned and loved (the second was by “Five”…eish).
Here’s hoping that it smells as good as it looks!
5 hours later: Have any of you read Yann Martel’s “Life of Pi”? Oh wow, if you haven’t, go now and get it…I’m serious, leave what you’re doing and find your nearest bookstore and buy this book. A generous friend lent it to me at 2pm on Sunday afternoon and by 7pm I was done.
Yes, it's that good.
I won’t give you the story line, if you know what’s good for you then get your hands on it. ‘Nuff said.
Keep smiling chickens,