Baby showers are a staple in my office. I have only been working here for all of 3 months now and have already been invited to at least five baby showers! It's kinda crazy actually.
I can't help but think there's something in the water...no, seriously! How else can you explain why every chick of child-bearing age is getting knocked up in this place. My morning ritual is see how many protruding bellies i can rub and make a wish on before getting to my desk :-)
The feeling of being outnumbered is not unwarranted, take yesterday at lunchtime for instance. There i was sitting on the table with three of my workmates...thing is, all three of them have a bun in the oven.
I pride myself on not being squeamish or easily shocked but after 15mins with these gals talking about....eish, i will spare you the details. Lets just say, by the end of the conversation my legs were tightly crossed and i was seriously making a mental note to get my tubes tied!
Until i met that certain someone who inspires me to belt out the lyrics to Natasha Bedingfield's track appropriately titled , "I wanna have your babies", this particular uterus is gonna remain vacant (knock on wood), thank you very much.