Thursday, April 24, 2008

My Eye's Wide Shut

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Somebody please tell me why I got a freaking sty on my left eye* Thankfully, you can’t actually see it and hopefully it doesn’t mutate into anything horrid anytime soon. It explains why my left eye was tearing up all day by itself (read: unprompted by a soppy advert or Hallmark film). I felt like one of those soapie stars from The Bold & Beautiful who always seem to only cry in one eye.

In my culture, if you get a sty in your eye it means you’ve seen someone of the opposite sex naked! Honestly, I don’t know who came up with such maratas** ‘cause most of you reading this here blog would have been struck down days ago, hahaha.

No, but seriously, I have not looked at any naked anyone’s in a very long time, so what gives?

I was going to be mean and post a pic of a sty, but thought better of it***. I mean, I would have to look at it everytime I got onto my blog and honestly, I don’t really need a reminder that I have/had one. Instead, I put a mini-montage together of pretty eyes instead.

Have a fabulous weekend people, x

* Hey, that line sorta rhymed, clever me
** Rubbish, Bull-dust
*** More like i got put off by the gems that Google Images had on display, urgh!


Wazzie said...

hon your sty is your eye's way of complaining about the extra work out it got recently - LOL

Vimbai said...

Lol, actually the extra work out probably fixed my eye...its much better, thanks.