Thursday, March 13, 2008

New Meaning to the concept "Toilet Break"

Every other day, you read or hear a story on the news that makes you wonder, WTF?

Today's story did not disappoint.

I tried to make rational sense of it, but it's just one of those gwans* were rationality just didn't come into it.

How does a woman NOT get off the toilet in two years? To the point that the toilet seat is stuck to her tush when the cops get to her.

You could dismiss it as an act of madness, that's all fair and good...but what seriously bugs me, like seriously, is why didn't her boyfriend call the cops in sooner?

Come on, when you realise your girlfriend hasn't left the bathroom in a day, you must think somethings up, two days - you should be week, you should be consulting friends, family, psychiatrists.

For his synapses to only register that something is seriously not right TWO years later, two whole years...i'm starting to think they need to put him away too!

Eish, i am SO weak over this story.

*gwan = Shona slang for story/tidbit.


skc said...

I honestly had a hard time believing this story when I first read it.

There are so many disturbing questions that ran through my head as I read it, especially regarding hygiene.

Boggles the mind.

Vimbai said...

Skc: Many things were going through my mind like for instance, how do you have a functional relationship with a woman who won't get off the bog, hehehe.