I’m in a hissy - pissy mood, so bear with me while I vent!
1. If I’ve known you for less than a second please DO NOT…I repeat, DO NOT feel free to abbreviate my name.
2. If I don’t know you please take heed of the “personal space” rule that states that you must keep at least 3 feet away from me at all possible times…if I can smell you or feel intimate bits of your anatomy then we’ve got a serious problem.
3. &*^%ing use your indicator/blinkers, I’m not a &^$%ing mind reader.
4. If the water jug is empty, fill it up…don’t put it back into the fridge *grrrr*
5. If I lend you something, return it to me in a timely fashion…not like many moons later when I have to borrow it back just to get my ish back.
6. And my major pet peeve is best summarised in Missy Elliot’s song, “This is for my people” ; C
Can't stand when a DJ fuckin up the song
Know I'm tryna to shake my ass all night long
Cuttin up the same shit all night long
High 'fore I got there, now my shit is blown
*sigh* I’m feeling better now I got that out of the way!
On the random: To all y’all superstitious types, hope your Friday 13th day goes by uneventfully!
Have a great weekend people!