Every once in a while a girl has to be selfish...and that was what i was this weekend. I was long overdue some good old fashioned pampering so went all out with a spa and beauty treatment!
While in the throes of a life-changing neck and back massage i began to imagine the perks of being a "Lady of Leisure". Instead of getting the odd bit of pampering when a space in your hectic schedule cleared up (or when funds were available), you'd be entitled to such indulgences on a weekly...dare i say it...daily basis *sigh* what bliss. But the life of a Lady of Leisure can't be all its cracked up to be...i've seen those desperate housewives, both on the same titled tv show & in my own neighbourhood. Honestly, don't they get bored??? And more importantly....isnt the term "Lady of Leisure" a euphemism for being a "Kept Woman", and honestly, the only thing you should "keep" are domestic pets.
I concluded, once the masseuse had worked out a rather painful kink in my neck, that i'd rather earn such "indulgences" the good, old fashioned way thank you very much.
After all, "I'm worth it" ;-)